And when I say class, I don't mean a course...I mean literally that one literary journalism lecture I audited during the last week of the semester.
Checklist for entrepreneurial young journalist:
Reporters notepads (check)
Camera (check)
Fedora
Pens/pencils (check)
Press card
Laptop/typewriter (check)
Fake mustache
Please plan your shopping trips for my birthday accordingly.
3 comments:
I have fake mustaches and a fedora, if you're ever in a pinch.
You forgot to add drinking problem and caffeine addiction.
I don't think he forgot drinking problem and caffeine addiction, I just think those two things are a given!
I would make a note that you're missing:
Suspenders
A large, perpetually half-smoked cigar
-fake mustache may be replaced with a grizzled chin and sleep deprived look
I think glasses are a must, too, but you've got that one covered (when they're not lost or covered by a pile of papers on your desk).
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